Friday, July 20, 2007

Paris and some young dude


Meet Paris' new "boyfriend". According to People Magazine, his name is Tyler Atkins and he's a 21 year old surfer from Australia.
"She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests," Atkins tells Australia's Who.com in a new interview.
Is this guy serious? Besides looking like a overgrown Chia Pet, being gullible to believe that Paris is anywhere near SMART, he may be slightly gay....Fashion, come on....
"We have been hanging out at the beach, talking about fashion and it has been lots of fun," Atkins said Thursday. "She's a cool girl and we're having a really great time enjoying each other's company."
He's the newly infected of the world. Everyone Paris has passed her STD's to could probably start their own third world country. We should call it Herpestan. Paris would be the leader. She would need help with the big words in her public speeches though, like Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Crotchrot. I only have one thing to say to Mr. Chia....Have fun with the going crazy from the Syphilis...I hear it's a blast.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HERPESTAN!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!