In my mind, when I read that headline, I got so excited. Then, I learned that she turned herself in. Less fun. I was imagining her going in handcuffs and crying and being all Paris Hilton like, but no, my dreams were squashed. Lindsay turned herself in yesterday at around 4:15pm for her May car crash according to People Magazine. According to the police, she was found to be intoxicated and under the influence of an illegal substance. (this never happens in LA) Lindsay was released after about an hour on $30,000.00 bail. Her court date is scheduled for August 24th. I'm taking bets to see if she'll actually live that long.