Celebrity Do What?

This made me laugh....

2007-08-16T10:04:00.000-04:00

Look what someone put up all over Hollywood. I hope this is a dog that NEVER comes back... that would be nice. Maybe it's one of those dogs that gets hit by a car...and then a bunch of cars run over it again and gain. That would so make my day.

Vomit inducing picture of the day....2

2007-08-16T09:57:00.000-04:00

Jenna Jameson

Vomit inducing picture of the day....

2007-08-16T09:54:00.000-04:00

Gross....

Let's all take a moment for the Hotness that is David Beckham..

2007-08-16T09:53:00.000-04:00

David Beckham scoring his first goal for LA....

Photoshop award of the day award

2007-08-16T09:50:00.000-04:00

Goes to Allure magazine again.......These aren't Britney at all.. She isn't that skinny and she doesn't look like that at all!!!!! Who is this person!!??

Your opinion....

2007-08-15T11:03:00.001-04:00

What do you think Anne Hathaway is doing here???? ummm.....

Seriously

2007-08-15T11:00:00.000-04:00

Either the Olsen twin's are 1: blind or 2: have something seriously wrong with their spines and have to wear weird shoes to help with their that problem all the time......there is no explaining their taste in shoes......really.......

And the photoshopping award of the day goes to ....

2007-08-15T10:54:00.000-04:00

Allure Magazine....Congrats on Making Britney look at least presentable. I'm sure it took a billion man hours to complete this task.

So funny

2007-08-15T10:49:00.000-04:00

She's tried everything else......

I love Victoria Beckham but..

2007-08-15T10:42:00.001-04:00

Someone needs to teach her child that picking their nose in front of camera men and I am so not a fan of the new trend of wearing these high waisted pants. They are so stupid looking.

Nicole and Micha out and about

2007-08-15T10:39:00.000-04:00

Someone needs to tell Micha that she isn't the one that's pregnant. Also, I can see through your shirt Nicole. I don't think I like the fact that she's wearing such low cut tops being that she's been preaching to anyone that will listen that she's going to be such a grown up, responsible mom, classy mom. One good blow of wind and we will see all her goodies.....don't get me wrong, she is looking a little better than her skeleton days... but still...

Tranny alert

2007-08-15T10:35:00.001-04:00

It's been elevated to code Orange...literally......

Kate Beckinsale at the airport with her daughter

2007-08-13T15:53:00.000-04:00

My boyfriend has a new movie coming out....

2007-08-13T11:25:00.001-04:00

Keira Knightley looking good....

2007-08-13T11:22:00.000-04:00

Nicole's baby bump.....

2007-08-13T11:19:00.000-04:00

Vomit inducing picture of the day....

2007-08-13T11:15:00.001-04:00

Gross!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!

Eat a Sandwich of the Day Picture....

2007-08-13T11:11:00.001-04:00

Maybe add a milkshake and some fries....

I just couldn't resist posting this picture...

2007-08-13T11:09:00.000-04:00

There are no words....

Drugs in Lollipops!!!

2007-08-13T11:04:00.000-04:00

Some are saying that Britney's new obsession with lollipops is because they are laced with drugs....

“The morphine-laced pops are round and look like gumballs. Britney was photographed with them in New York right before her breakdown. Sometimes she’d pass out after sucking a morphine pop. She mixed it with alcohol and could barely stand up and ended up throwing up. Now it is as if she uses the pops as a substitute for pain pills or Vicodin.”

So awesome...so classy and so not white trash....

Amy Winno....

2007-08-13T11:01:00.000-04:00

Please tell me this cop is thinking "what the hell just walked past me" and was not checking this shit of a mess out.

aooooiiiii captain.

2007-08-12T22:46:00.001-04:00

Britney looking classy as always.....

2007-08-12T22:42:00.000-04:00

She looks so natural

"I don't do drugs"

2007-08-12T22:40:00.000-04:00

Sure you don't...does Valtrex count?

You tell me....

2007-08-12T22:33:00.000-04:00

Either she got a boob job or her herpes is giving her a nasty infection and she's a little swelled up.

Bridget

2007-08-12T22:28:00.000-04:00

This just looks painful. Maybe she should try jumping up and down until it falls out.

Mary-Kate Olsen is homeless....

2007-08-12T22:26:00.000-04:00

Please put some money in that cup she has....she needs more money for some better clothes....

Woooohhhh Rumer Willis....Jeezzzzzz

2007-08-12T22:23:00.001-04:00

Rumer you look like shit. Jay Leno said "Daddy wants you to call him sweety" and Amy...you look hot!!

Nicole on her bloated day....

2007-08-12T22:21:00.000-04:00

She's so happy......and healthy. Someone needs to tell her that the baby is not suppose to stay the size of a apple the whole time...

Ashley Olsen actually looks good here

2007-08-12T22:20:00.001-04:00

My pregnant girlfriend

2007-08-12T22:18:00.000-04:00

Christina

Brad and Angie with Family

2007-08-12T22:17:00.001-04:00

America's number one family is out and about....How do they keep track of all the ankle biters? I don't see any leashes???

My Girlfriend Megan Fox

2007-08-12T22:13:00.000-04:00

Pete What the fuck........and Ashley who gives a Shit....

2007-08-12T22:11:00.000-04:00

"Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson "got whiny and dragged him away," a spy said."

I would be like "here... take him.." and like throwing him at people....

Tori and Dean

2007-08-12T22:04:00.000-04:00

Did Dean get whip lash? Is this their next ploy for money? Did someone crash into the back of them and suddenly Dean's "neck is seriously injured" and he can't stand up or walk? It beats selling your old worn, plastic flip flops on ebay...

Let's all take a moment for the Hotness that is David Beckham..

2007-08-10T13:24:00.001-04:00

Watch

2007-08-10T13:16:00.001-04:00

As Britney pulls a How to be Normal.. I mean rabbit out of her hat....

Everyone move out of the way.....

2007-08-10T13:14:00.000-04:00

Haylie Duff's nose needs room to enter the door.

STD in Hollywood...NO WAY!!!!

2007-08-10T13:06:00.000-04:00

Apparently, Derek Jeter has passed the Herpes along to Jessica Alba. This apparently happened in the past. According to some, an assistant has to run out for Miss Jessica to refill her Valtrex......I'm sure more than half the people in Hollywood have that particular precription...

Tiny Tiny Baby Bump

2007-08-10T13:03:00.001-04:00

Nicole's "bump"..........help this baby someone....(aka...the clinic.)

Liar of the Day

2007-08-10T12:59:00.000-04:00

Courtney Love claims that she doesn't have a eating disorder (among her other issues)
“ive put on 10 pounds (thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated). “I must point out the hypocrisy of this crazy hysteria about my weight…Noones going to mistake me for Eva Longoria, andmy god I am truly hAppy to be who an what i am with my life an dmy expirience i can do so many things help so many people and make such a beautiful clothing line too! and maybe finish this dammed sript one day.”
I love her spelling.. She's smart. I wonder what school she attended. She's smart enough to get away with murder...saying she doesn't have a eating disorder is like her saying sh has never gotten plastic surgery either... or taken drugs... or sung...or smoked cigs...or drank..or slept with Kurt Cobain.....or married him...or killed him......or his a whore.....or is crazy...

One of my many girlfriends

2007-08-10T12:57:00.000-04:00

Megan Fox in New York

Britney + crazy = FUNNY!

2007-08-09T10:23:00.000-04:00

Britney's crazy level has gone up some more.. Though I didn't think that was possible. Britney now thinks that her mother is sexin it with KFed....Gross.........

Megan Fox hates Lindsay

2007-08-09T10:08:00.000-04:00

That a girl. Apparently, Megan Fox hates Lindsay Lohan and will not stand being compared to her. The actress told press, “Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for two girls of that age to get along, and we didn’t. I can’t believe people think we’re alike?! Ugh!”

WoW Hair!!!!

2007-08-07T08:48:00.000-04:00

Mena Survari out at the beach. She apparently did this for a movie role, so no, she didn't pull a Britney...........

Hayden Panettiere

2007-08-07T08:38:00.000-04:00

If her shorts were any shorter they would be considered underwear.

Let's all take a moment for the Hotness that is David Beckham..

2007-08-07T08:36:00.000-04:00

Keira Knightley out and about

2007-08-06T16:02:00.000-04:00

Loser of the Day Award goes to....

2007-08-06T15:41:00.000-04:00

“For all you Haters- Please feel free to Hate on me here on my blog/board were I actually read comments! I think it’s great place for people who can’t stand me to vent and get whatever they have to say off their chest! If it makes you feel better. But if you hate me because you think I ruined Lauren and Heidi friendship…you have your facts all wrong! Lauren ruined Heidi and Laurens friendship when she told Heidi that she could not be friends with her as long as she dated me…the fact is Lauren is in LOVE with Heidi…she used to scream at Heidi if she left her alone one night…she used to ask to get in bed with Heidi and I to cuddle in the mornings…believe what you want…when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person…she goes back to being the spoiled brat that made her famous on Laguna Beach…excuse me…the famous Boyfriend stealer. The funny thing to me is that she says we use her for attention…when she is the one in USWeekly this week talking about Heidi and I for 6 pages…talk about a desperate loser that needs to get her own relationship to worry about OR TALK ABOUT…I mean this girl has not had one functional relationship in her whole life and she is going to try and tell Heidi how to live her life and relationships!HA The LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer…who can’t even dress herself and look good…how is she going to design a line…ha…it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC… I only call her this because this is what people like Brody Jenner, Steven Coletti, and Jason Whaler all go around calling her…IT’S SAD that she destroyed the SEX TAPE that DID EXIST…because those BEEF CURTAINS would have made her real FAMOUS! I hate even talking about LC(BEEF CURTAINS) but she continues to talk about Heidi and I in all her interviews…so until she shuts her ugly mouth…I am going to continue to tell the world the truth about LC! This is a WARNING to LC… her dad aka JOE SIMPSON JR. , Manager, Agent, and Publisist that you better warn your client that she is starting a WAR that she doesn’t want…SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HEIDI AND MYSELF…because the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AND YOU DO NOT WANT HEIDI AND I TO TAKE A PUBLIC LIE DETECTOR TEST ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEEF CURTAINS…”

Ok, this dude soooo wants to be famous for something so bad. He gets on my nerves and his 15 minutes should be up by now..(actually it should have never started) Go away already........If it bothers you that someone else is using you (because you have so much going for you with all your "jobs" and everything else that makes you a household name) for fame and to become famous, stop doing that in return and don't mention it, show the world that you're "great" coughlaughcoughidiotcough and you're "above it" coughretardcoughuglyasscoughpieceofshitcoughbetyouhaveasmalldickcough

Another for Sean...

2007-08-06T15:35:00.000-04:00

Kate Beckinsale

2007-08-06T15:33:00.000-04:00

Out and about in LA

Renee looks BAAAAD

2007-08-06T15:31:00.000-04:00

I have never been a fan of Renee's, but lately she seems to have gone even further down the ass ugly hill. She can't seem to climb back up. Here she looks like she is in desperate need of a carrot or sandwich and gloves for her massive hands.

Mary Kate

2007-08-06T15:30:00.001-04:00

I wanted to provide her with a quarter, but I couldn't find the cup that should be in front of her...

Vomit inducing couple of the day...

2007-08-06T15:29:00.001-04:00

Pamela Anderson and some illusionist dude.

My girlfriend Ali,

2007-08-06T15:27:00.001-04:00

Wow, She looks great without a billion hours worth of makeup and pampering.

2007-08-06T15:23:00.000-04:00

The best way to describe how she looks....crap. I know she's pregnant and she's probably going through the "tough stage" and all that shit, but seriously, if you are going out for lunch and you know you are going to be photographed, look better than this.Call your personal makeup artist...it's not that hard. I'm sure she has them on speed dial. Also, the anorexia has made her go bald and that is not appealing either.

Ben Affleck gets a ticket

2007-08-02T09:29:00.001-04:00

i love when this happens.

Britney Versus Victoria..who do you think will win?

2007-08-02T09:24:00.000-04:00

According to US Weekly:
Britney Spears was reportedly infuriated after turning up the Chateau Marmont to find that the only table available was the one next to Victoria Beckham. "But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead,” says a witness.
Britney needs to sit next to Victoria, she could learn a little class....

Hilary!

2007-08-02T09:22:00.000-04:00

I want to scream at Hilary Duff for wearing those earing everywhere. You have money... buy a new pair, change it up a bit.....

Paris and her extra large crabs again

2007-08-02T09:20:00.000-04:00

Paris is hanging out with her crabs again. These are the only ones that have grown.

Someone please explain to me why she needs 4 dogs to hang out with. I can see 1 or 2 so that they have company for one another or for when they want to gang up on her and kill her, but 4? Seriously. Does she have any HUMAN friends to hang out with?

Katie Holmes and Suri

2007-08-02T09:19:00.001-04:00

They are just hanging out in Germany while their alien leader, I mean Tom Cruise, is filming some movie that no one will go and see. Suri is so cute. Partial alien, but so cute.

Kristen Cavallari at the beach

2007-08-02T09:16:00.000-04:00

I don't know why this girl bothers me. I think it's the fact that she's famous for pretty much nothing and that bothers me. Sure, she was on that suck ass show Laguana Beach, but that was years ago! She doesn't seem to have any talent and she was really annoying and a complete bitch on the show anyways. I just want to know what I need to do in order to sign up to make millions of dollars for doing nothing.

Can someone make KiKi go away...farther than England though?

2007-08-01T12:34:00.000-04:00

Her and her boyfriends strolling around London....she looks like she got stuff in the really bad part of the 80's...

Tara Reid at the beach

2007-08-01T12:30:00.000-04:00

I don't find this girl attractive at all. She is again at the beach....Does she work? The skin on her tummy is looking better and not all raisin like as it was before....

One of my many girlfriends

2007-08-01T12:29:00.000-04:00

"I'm going to kill you."

2007-08-01T08:44:00.000-04:00

Us weekly is reporting:
The photographers involved in last week's scuffle with Britney Spears in Las Vegas are telling their side of the story.
In a statement released Tuesday by their lawyer, celebrity photographers Kyle Henderson and Andrew Deetz allege that at the Wynn Las Vegas on July 27, Spears bodyguard Julio Camera punched and kicked Deetz without provocation while Spears ran after Henderson.
Though a security guard allegedly prevented her from reaching him, the photographers claim that the pop star threw a baby bottle at Henderson while screaming, "I am going to kill you! I am going to f-ing kill you!" According to the photographers, Spears then told them to get a restraining order against her if they wanted to stay safe, though even then, she would hire someone to kill them for her.
Both photographers claim that at no time were they a threat to Spears or her two children, Sean Preston (22 months) and Jayden James (11 months).
Their statement also alleges that Camera had been threatening Deetz prior to the Las Vegas incident, telling him and other photographers that he had "unfinished business" with Deetz.
Though no charges have been filed, the statement alludes to an anticipated civil suit against Spears and her bodyguard on behalf of Deetz. The photographer claims that he received multiple injuries in the attack, which continue to require treatment.
One question... Why hasn't this disease infested chick died yet?

What happened to Stephanie Tanner?

2007-08-01T08:39:00.001-04:00

Here is Jody Sweetin and her new husband, Cory Herpin. Jody is a role model for all and I can bet that she is back on the meth. I love her purple, satin pants, those are classyyyyyy..I still love Cory's last name and now after seeing pictures of him, you can bet he was called Cory Herpes in school.....What would Danny Tanner say!!!!???

In case we didn't figure it out already....

2007-08-01T08:27:00.001-04:00

Nicole Richie a.k.a. the world's only breathing skeleton, has announced that she is in fact pregnant.
"Yes I am. We are. I'm almost four months," she tells ABC News' Diane Sawyer in a new interview airing on Good Morning America Thursday and on 20/20 Friday.
I wonder if this baby will come out being the size of a bean............who cares!!!

Ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

2007-07-31T14:30:00.000-04:00

Flies sure are getting HUGE and since when did they sprout legs!!!?? Gerri looks like a big fly here.

Lovely

2007-07-31T14:20:00.001-04:00

Someone please tell Courtney that: 1- it's not nice to kill people, 2- her music sucks 3- drugs are bad 4- stay home with your kid and 5- she looks horrible.

We seeeeee you...............

2007-07-31T14:10:00.000-04:00

Jake and Reese together again?

My favorite wedgy picker

2007-07-31T14:07:00.000-04:00

Hayden Panettiere at the beach...

What not to do when you're famous..

2007-07-31T11:07:00.001-04:00

Rule number 1, realize that when you are famous, they're camera's everywhere...go to the bathroom to get that out..damn....and OMG are you tasting the results!!!?

Video shoot.

2007-07-31T11:02:00.001-04:00

"shut up voices in my head....Kill the dog......Shut up!!.... Stop talking to me.....Shave your head again......bang your head against a wall....pick up dog poop with a expensive dress.......believe your extensions look good...shut up VOICES!!!.. Marry KFed again.....throw umbrellas.....Good kitty......."

I couldn't have said it better myself....

2007-07-31T10:51:00.000-04:00

Some dude had this to say about Angie....

“Fans don’t need to watch her films . . . Her roles are only pale imitations of her off-screen self,” continues Basinger, a professor at Wesleyan College. She then recites the sordid highlights of Jolie’s life:
“[She twice] married and divorced very young; publicly kissed her brother a little too hard; admitted to cutting herself; made vague references to drugs; dated a woman; expressed a yearning to be ‘taken down’ by a suitably dominant individual of either gender; declared a willingness to try bondage; wore a vial of second husband [Billy Bob] Thornton’s blood (and divorced him amid allegations of his insatiable sex addiction);” and “announced that she satisfies her post-divorce sexual needs by having flings with men in motels.”
She also, the book recounts, “adopted a boy from Cambodia, a boy from Vietnam, and a girl from Ethiopia; allegedly delivered the death blow to Brad Pitt’s staggering marriage to Jennifer Aniston; conceived Pitt’s child; [has] given birth; and in the middle of all this, found time to take a genuine and serious mission to the United Nations on behalf of the world’s children.”
Basinger says Jolie, back in the days of the Hollywood star system, “could have found steady work playing larger-than-life, even terrifying female characters. Today, she has become one herself . . . It is not a cultural accident that Jolie’s one serious, Oscar-winning role was that of a mental patient.”

I'm adopting this guy as my new best old friend.

Kate Beckinsale in Comic Convention..

2007-07-31T10:49:00.002-04:00

another vomit inducing picture

2007-07-31T10:49:00.001-04:00

classy

Hilary puffs one out..

2007-07-31T10:47:00.000-04:00

Let's all take a moment for the Hotness that is David Beckham..

2007-07-31T10:45:00.000-04:00

He makes nail biting look hot.

Hilary out in Canada

2007-07-31T10:39:00.000-04:00

I'm confused Katie..

2007-07-31T10:38:00.000-04:00

Here is Katie shopping in Berlin.. Isn't it hot there? Why the jacket and sweater?

Britney yet again...

2007-07-31T10:28:00.000-04:00

I only wish that my mom would dress this classy.. oh wait, she does..I love the pockets being seen because her shorts are too short. Nothing says classy like white pockets sticking out of your pants and no bra. Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 wants his shorts/look back.

No shit story of the day...

2007-07-31T10:26:00.001-04:00

Starr Jones admits to having Gastric Bypass surgery...OMG, this is breaking news. Everyone though she did the normal workout thing....this fat ass cow has never worked out a day in her life. Walking from the couch to the frig does not count. She still doesn't look normal to me. I think she might be a alien.

Ive never seen...

2007-07-31T10:16:00.001-04:00

an oversized crab large enough to carry before. Shouldn't she be spraying it with some sort of repellent instead of carrying it around? I smell Guiness Book of World Records!

Timberlake out and about..

2007-07-31T10:14:00.000-04:00

Love the ankle tattoo...GAY!

I was hoping..........

2007-07-31T10:13:00.001-04:00

I was hoping that you were attempting to strangle yourself or that you were preparing to move to Afghanistan or something, but I was wrong... now I'm sad...

Claire Daines looking HOT!

2007-07-31T10:10:00.000-04:00

Since when did Claire get so hot? I'm sure this movie blows a big one, but Claire....where have you been all my life?

Don't touch her husband!!!

2007-07-31T10:06:00.000-04:00

In Lafayette, LA, Faith Hill sent a verbal slap down to a fan at her and Tim's Soul2Soul tour this past weekend. Tim was apparently walking down to meet with fans in the first row and a woman grabbed his sack. Faith said

“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s (private parts), you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”

What do you think......

2007-07-31T10:02:00.000-04:00

Good photoshop job or did she really lose weight? Kelly was flat out fat......So I'm thinking someone did a damn good job at photoshop....Love the red lipstick Kelly.. apparently, you are a great artist and can color inside the lines very well.

Update: I found the top picture to prove it was photoshopped...Nice Kelly.. you look awesome...

Who cares news of the day....

2007-07-31T09:59:00.001-04:00

Britney and KFed's divorce is final. She is giving the lucky bastard a hell of a lot of money per month and she is sharing custody 50/50 with KFed. She must have damn good lawyers....

Vomit inducing couple of the day...

2007-07-31T09:56:00.000-04:00

Joe Pesci, 64 and Angie Everheart, 37 are engaged.....Can you imagine looking at that during sex? I'm talking about him by the way....

My Girlfriend..

2007-07-31T09:55:00.000-04:00

Vomit inducing picture of the day....

2007-07-31T09:51:00.000-04:00

I think I threw up in my mouth a little. How big is that ass!!!!??? Why, why, why do you think this is sexy Britney!???? Dude next to you looking all gay is sexier than you! I especially love the extremely stoned look and the "I'm so sexy look" she's giving the camera.....If I looked like this, shaving my head would be a vast improvement too.

Are you that hard up??

2007-07-30T14:06:00.000-04:00

eonline reports...

Is Britney Spears forgetful or just cheap?
The former pop princess hit One Sunset restaurant on Saturday just before midnight with four friends. Spears, dressed in a silver and black dress and sporting a dark wig and sunglasses, and her posse chowed down on jumbo shrimp cocktail, strip steak, cheeseburgers and chicken oysters Rockefeller. They washed it all down with Grey Goose vodka and Red Bulls.
The bill came to $251.
How much tip did Spears & Co. leave? Zilch!
And that’s not all. At one point in the evening, Spears had staffers scrambling to look for her camera, because she said it was missing and she believed someone had stolen it.
But guess where Brit’s camera was found? In her own car!

I'm going to start a new pool on when you think Britney is going to crack...This time it should be even worse than just shaving her head....This time I hope it's more along the lines of her throwing herself into traffic or in front of a train....or setting herself on fire in public.. That would be so fun.

What the................

2007-07-30T09:22:00.000-04:00

Is there a rodeo in town that I am unaware of?

Watch out for falling trash!!!

2007-07-30T09:19:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears out and about...

Usher Didn't tie the KNOT!

2007-07-30T09:16:00.000-04:00

Usher and his finance/hooker did not tie the knot this weekend. They cancelled at the very last minute. Someone that has something to do with the couple said this.....
“Usher’s mother [and former manager, Jonetta Patton, whom he fired in May] is against the wedding. That is one of the main obstacles,” according to the source, who also said of the bride, 37, and groom, 28: “They only decided two weeks ago to have a wedding. They wanted to have it take place before the baby bump started showing.”

Jessica and Dane

2007-07-27T15:47:00.000-04:00

How much you want to bet this is the reason she broke it off with Cash?

Only 4 days!!!??

2007-07-27T13:19:00.001-04:00

Nicole arrived to court today with her gayfriend/boyfriend. She was sentenced to 4 days in jail and must complete the sentence by September 28. I say put her away for life as it will help to stop the spread of STD's..Also someone needs to tell them that court is not a FUNERAL.

Hilary has a new man...

2007-07-27T09:01:00.001-04:00

100 times better than Joel! She's been spotted with New York Islanders hockey player Mike Comrie. They were spotted getting cozy at a restuarant.